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Every 23 days, my Bride closes the toilet lid before going to bed and when I wake up at 2:41am to respond to my calling, head to the head, I sit down to a chilling welcoming.






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People that hit into you on the course. Had it happen twice yesterday. After the second time I "explained it properly".
I don't play the big courses any more, but back when when I did, I used to hit the ball back up the course.
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People who judge me (and even call me ugly names) because of my politics, religion, race, gender, or how much wealth I have.
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People who can't seem to park within the legal lines of the available spaces.
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People who allow their dogs to use others property as their bathroom, people who take their dogs onto the squares, people who dress their dogs like people. people who take their dogs into supermarkets with fake "service dog" covers.
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People who don't like dogs.
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People using handicap tags who are more able and capable than most of us!!!

Right behind that one is one; those who feel a need to tell us,..... but they may have something you cannot see.

Lastly those, with the handicap tag, who are making a bee line to an open handicap spot.....DO NOT GET IN THEIR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't think they insisted on smoking there. They are told to smoke there by the rules. They are only following the rules like everyone should. If we don't like it and I don't, the rules need to be changed. I started smoking a few years before you and quit about the same time as you. (good for us) Better late than never.

Won't be long and we'll be reading about recreational use of "Grass" on the Squares and people driving thru the flower beds in the roundabouts. That will help City Fire's P.R.
They already are, not all vaping you see is nicotine.
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Buena Vista and Morse speed limits below 466 are kept artificially low because of the few “legal” carts.
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In many of the CDDs, any change to the original color of the house MUST be approved by ARC, and ONLY paints in the approved color palate can be used, so if you see a house painted otherwise, you have the option to CALL ARC and report it anonymously.
Although an anonymous report is allowed, it would be much more respectful and neighborly to approach your neighbor with your concerns. Is it possible they were unaware or misinformed of the need for approval or maybe it actually was approved by the ARC.
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My God. Get a Life...Why complain about this petty stuff. We are seniors...Spend your time enjoying what time we have left. Ignore the issues that get you going. My Blood Pressure is high enough. I just want to enjoy life and not make/create issues. Of course, you will Blast me....So be it but just get along with your life and enjoy all the wonderful things we have here. Nothing is ever Perfect.......
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Every 23 days, my Bride closes the toilet lid before going to bed and when I wake up at 2:41am to respond to my calling, head to the head, I sit down to a chilling welcoming.






Pray tell, what happens on the 24th day.
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Pray tell, what happens on the 24th day.



I wasn't clear............she only does it on the 23rd day, so I'm surprised. The 24th day is day-one on the new clock.


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Buena Vista and Morse speed limits below 466 are kept artificially low because of the few “legal” carts.


I think that is a statement of fact made with absolutely no facts to base it. There are multitudes more bicyclists on those roads every day all day vs. the number of street legal carts that use it. Using bicycles as a reason would make more sense if one was to make up a factless reason but both would be way off base. Would you think the limit should be 50 so you can screech to a halt at every roundabout? At least say “in my opinion” or “I think” or post at what city meeting that was determined.
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