[Talk Host]

• Do you talk on your cell phone while driving your car?
  
• Do you talk on your cell phone while driving your golf cart?
  
• Do you ever exceed the speed limits, including the 15 MPH neighborhood limits?
  
• Do you stop in traffic and wave golf carts across your right of way.
  
• Do you make right left turns out of the golf cart lane without merging with traffic?
  
• Does your golf cart go faster than the legal 19 miles per hour?
  
• Do you ever cruise or coast through stop signs or right on red with your cart or car?
  
• Do you let your minor grandchildren drive your golf cart?
  
• On left hand turns to a dual lane road, do you turn wide to the curb lane?
  
• Have you altered the factory drive train equipment on your golf cart?
  
• Do you drive your golf cart even though you are unable to drive your car?
  
• Do you drive your car or cart after having a few alcoholic drinks?
• Do you ride your bike without a helmet?
• Do you operate a motor scooter with a helmet?
• At stop signs, do you come to a complete stop or do you continue to creep?
  
• Are you a safe driver?

There is no need for an answer page, everybody knows the correct answers to these questions.

[jtdraig]

You forgot one. There were three yahoos in souped up carts racing each other on Buena Vista this morning. Two of them passed a slower cart almost striking my cart potentially head on but I have quick reflexes. As those two were streaking toward Palmer, a third came out almost into my cart but he had the good sense to get back where he belonged. They obviously weren't residents.