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Old 01-17-2023, 09:14 PM
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I believe the lottery is embedding nicotine powder into the face of the scratch tickets.
Once you scratch a ticket it gets onto your skin and into your body. Once done enough,
you may find yourself with an overwhelming desire to purchase more scratch tickets. That is the plan. Judging by the lines of people purchasing scratch tickets this strategy seems to be working. The problem is you may be unaware of this. Please gamble with caution and wash your hands after scratching.
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Old 01-17-2023, 09:20 PM
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I believe the lottery is embedding nicotine powder into the face of the scratch tickets.
Once you scratch a ticket it gets onto your skin and into your body. Once done enough,
you may find yourself with an overwhelming desire to purchase more scratch tickets. That is the plan. Judging by the lines of people purchasing scratch tickets this strategy seems to be working. The problem is you may be unaware of this. Please gamble with caution and wash your hands after scratching.
I believe you have a problem.
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Old 01-18-2023, 07:35 AM
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Now that IS a conspiracy theory!
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Old 01-18-2023, 07:42 AM
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You will have a bigger problem with cocaine residue on US currency.

Cocaine on Money: Drug Found on 90% of U.S. Bills
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Old 01-18-2023, 08:29 AM
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I heard it was cocaine, not nicotine
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Old 01-18-2023, 09:17 AM
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I heard it was Mary Jane, and that's why there is always junk food next to the ticket sales.
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Old 01-18-2023, 07:15 PM
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Actually, it is the same ingredients that are in the Villages 'kool aid', one sip and you want to buy a house........
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Old 01-18-2023, 08:17 PM
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As long as it is not Fentanyl.
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