[Shimpy]

Hopefully the new owners will visit our next Crispers luncheon, introduce themselves, and maybe give a brief talk of what to expect in the coming future. To tell you the truth, I've been going to these luncheons for over a year now, and unless I missed something have always been surprised that none were there.

[Russ_Boston]

Originally Posted by Shimpy

unless I missed something have always been surprised that none were there.

To my knowledge Jan doesn't live in TV anymore and Tony never did. Not sure about Darrell?

[tony]

I need to know who told Cabo about the 9 mm. I'll make it worth your while.

[tony]

Hey,

I have been to at least one Crisper's lunch.

I have pictures to prove it.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Originally Posted by tony

I need to know who told Cabo about the 9 mm. I'll make it worth your while.

There's a joke in there somewhere about that not being a 9mm..............

Bill

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by cabo35

The deal was cut in a dark, damp 12 by 12 cubicle. An old, palm bladed Casablanca fan hummed and spun slowly in the seedy, secret back room at Crispers. The fan sliced through the smell of stale cigar smoke as it gently moved the thick musty odors captured in the confines of this windowless cell. The only light was a single, soon to be banished, 60 watt incandescent light bulb. It dangled from a cord, spliced together with electrical tape, attached by duck tape to a water stained ceiling. The only entrance to the room was guarded by Darrel. His mirrored sunglasses eerily reflected the contraband light bulb swaying slowly to the beat of the Godfather theme coming from Darrel's iPod. Those shades covered the cold, beady, calculating eyes of someone you did not want to cross. He muttered softly, with hints of anger about the government, light bulbs and someone named "Granny State".

In a dark corner of the room, barely visible on a bar stool, sat Tony. The butt of the 9mm stuffed under his belt could barely be seen under his unbuttoned leather jacket. But, you knew there were deals on the table that he would not allow to be refused. The creepy moose head on the wall, over his shoulder, begged more questions than answers.

Jan sat quietly at the green, felt covered card table under the revealing glow of the outlaw bulb. The half full, or was it half empty, bottle of Kentucky bourbon, a single glass, a dirty ashtray and ugly cigarette burns were the only evidence of action on the table. He was thinking about the big score and the new Gold Wing that was in his future. Suddenly, as the stranger entered, his old cop instincts brought him back to reality. He instinctively patted his hip for the ever present piece.

The dark, menacing figure passed under the watchful, focused eyes hidden by Darrel's sunglasses. Tony spread open his leather jacket. The stranger carried a thick, black briefcase. Was it filled with money? Was it a bomb? Was it an Uzi carrying case. Was it filled with Mary Kay cosmetics?

Who was the mysterious buyer?

Was he an agent of the developer seeking to secure the only independent media voice in The Villages?

Was he a shill for the Villages bashing Orlando Sentinel seeking to expand its
agenda driven news empire in the wicked heart of Disney World for adults.

Was he there secretly representing the interest of a banished TOTVer seeking the ultimate revenge

Was Jan's bottle half full or half empty?

Wait.....could it be........is Fumar the new administrator?

To the founders of TOTV - Thank you for the memories. Thank you for providing an exceptional venue for the exchange of ideas and healthy, stimulating cerebral exercise. .

To the new administrators - Hang on and enjoy the ride. Good luck.

[tony]

I regret now that I cannot bounce Bill's post.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Originally Posted by tony

I regret now that I cannot bounce Bill's post.

I'm still laughing out loud, tony! Hilarious!

Bill

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by ajbrown

It is a fun site. Spending much of my life in the world of IT, I can appreciate the effort put in to give us such a platform. Thank you.

I can add, I had NEVER posted on any site before TOTV. You never forget your first .

It is now part of my daily routine!

AMEN

I know I'm addicted to TOTV.

[downeaster]

This forum is by far the best. It has been well managed, designed and kept under control. New management always makes me nervous. There are some very big shoes to fill here. I am keeping my fingers crossed.

Many thanks to Jan, Tony and Darrel for the untold hours of pleasure I have enjoyed as a result of their efforts.

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by tony

I regret now that I cannot bounce Bill's post.

I regret it too.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Originally Posted by Pturner

I regret it too.

("Hmmmmm....now what exactly does she mean by that??")

Bill

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by Bill-n-Brillo

("Hmmmmm....now what exactly does she mean by that??")

Bill

I wonder too.

P

[Turtlediver]

It has been an honor gentlemen. I am new tho this site and have enjoyed it greatly....hope the next administration follow your good lead and does as well as you have....THANK YOU remenber to check in now and then..

[KathieI]

This thread just proves what a fantastic forum this is, and how brilliant all the members are, both new and old. Cabo, Chels, great posts!! To all the members who love to highjack threads, you did your jobs well, but you won't have the topic cop (Tony) to watch over you now, so let's not get tooooo carried away.

To Tony, Jan & Darrel, I will miss you guys a lot. You have done an extra-ordinary job and had a vision for this forum and dedication to make it the success it is today. Please keep in touch, don't abandon us too quickly.

I've had so much fun and learned a lot from this forum. I have met some absolutely wonderful people and would like to consider all of them, forever friends!!

Incidentally, Tony & Jan have both been to Crispers and actually Jan attended one of the earliest meet & greets 4 years ago at Starbucks (I think it was there.)

To Kenneth, welcome to TOTV, I hope I can maintain the title of "The Mayor" or do I have to run for office again?? Good luck to you and let me know if you need any help in keeping these folks in line!!!!