[Kenswing]

Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby

They can't even aim their golf carts straight. I don't trust a single one of them to aim a gun properly. Not one.

I shoot regularly and am quite proficient. But really I don't need you to trust me. Where as some people enjoy the archery range, I enjoy the pistol/rifle range.
Oh, and my golf cart doesn't get aimed. It gets driven. lol

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by Kenswing

I think the cheese has finally slid off your cracker.

Now THAT's one I've never heard!

[Bogie Shooter]

Originally Posted by JMintzer

Why are you quoting me on your post? I never mentioned Middleton, nor is it in the Village of Citrus Grove...

Picky, picky…..

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby

They can't even aim their golf carts straight. I don't trust a single one of them to aim a gun properly. Not one.

Hey, OBB, now c’mon, don’t paint all of them with the same brush. Some of them know what they are doing.

But I get what you are saying. I remember when there were quite a few coyotes being spotted in TV neighborhoods and — oh yeah, they were gonna get their guns ready. Geez. Had they ever noticed how close together the houses are? Posers.

The more some guys go on and on and on about their guns, the more I think about that quote attributed to Freud and try to make myself believe it. (But that does not usually work. I cannot help reading between the lines.)

Boomer

[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by Boomer

Hey, OBB, now c’mon, don’t paint all of them with the same brush. Some of them know what they are doing.

But I get what you are saying. I remember when there were quite a few coyotes being spotted in TV neighborhoods and — oh yeah, they were gonna get their guns ready. Geez. Had they ever noticed how close together the houses are? Posers.

The more some guys go on and on and on about their guns, the more I think about that quote attributed to Freud and try to make myself believe it. (But that does not usually work. I cannot help reading between the lines.)

Boomer

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by JMintzer

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

And sometimes it is not.

Boomer

[thevillages2013]

Originally Posted by Driller703

Where there’s booze in the blender!

And soon it will render this frozen concoction that helps me hang on!

[OrangeBlossomBaby]

Originally Posted by thevillages2013

And soon it will render this frozen concoction that helps me hang on!

I'm known for making the best frozen coladas in Village of Country Club Hills.

[thevillages2013]

Originally Posted by GOLFER54

I found your shaker

That’s what I’m talking about!

[thevillages2013]

Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby

I'm known for making the best frozen coladas in Village of Country Club Hills.

Talking my language

[thevillages2013]

Originally Posted by dewilson58

Obviously ToTV is not a gate website.

TOTV is a gateway drug. Use it and soon you will be hooked on Twitter or main lining Facebook, Instagram or Tik Tok. I think I just had a Twitch

[Koapaka]

Originally Posted by Tom M

Why are you even on this site? Why spend your time watching people comment about their community that's "not any better" than yours?

Because that is their form of entertainment available to them......bitch about how much better they have it over the horrid place we are happily stuck in.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by MandoMan

I’m not concerned about crime rising in The Villages if it expands while maintaining its current makeup. Consider that at our current size, if you exclude people who live together getting into fights or ex-boyfriends and girlfriends stalking, or that sort of rare thing, there is essentially no crime in our neighborhoods. There are no murders, no assaults, no shootings, no rapes, no burglaries. Despite what you consider inadequate security at the gates, our residential streets are quiet and virtually free of cars. It’s rare indeed to see people driving around who look suspicious.

The fact that nearly all residents are older makes crime much less common here. Also, the sorts of people most likely to commit crimes are more likely to buy in towns where the real estate is much less expensive. So if we maintain our present gate situation and keep prices high and buyers old, crime should stay low. If the developer were to change its policy and sell to young families, that could change, but apart from one neighborhood coming up that is aimed at employees of The Villages, I don’t see that happening. If the housing prices were half as high, or lower, that could bring in crime. My only worry about crime is building within Wildwood city limits, as Wildwood has much more crime. I wouldn’t want Wildwood drug addicts using drugs in the proposed park with trails connecting Wildwood with new villages or using those trails to get into these new villages and burgle homes. I would prefer a high wall with no entrance.

I had $5,000 worth of audio equipment and tools stolen during a break-in. Pollice found zero fingerprints and never recovered any of my property. MY neighbor had his wheelbarrow stolen. A couple of blocks away and a few days ago, Police had to subdue and use a tranquilizer shot on a resisting burglar.
.....I remember an 80-year-old tennis player that got crazy and had to be handcuffed and thrown down by a Policewoman. He also later was seen urinating in public (in front of a woman). And he did several other things including defying a Judge's order to see a SHRINK!. So, the old grandparents, their children, and grandchildren that are living here will flat out rob and hurt you! Be very careful in TV Land.

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by airstreamingypsy

All the crime in The Villages isn't committed by outsiders, Villages residents can hold their own in the crime department.

True that!

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by noslices1

I would feel SORRY for someone with less than honorable intentions trying to break into my home. It would not go well for them.

Methinks, some doth protest too much.