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Old 02-05-2023, 09:29 AM
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I hear about this all the time from my jealous friends... LOL
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Old 02-05-2023, 09:37 AM
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bs, it's another plan of action by the villages to get more sickos to buy houses here.
king of agree. It's like the lawyers questioning the defendant with " so when did you stop beating your dog"
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Old 02-05-2023, 09:52 AM
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S.T.D. means. “Stuff To Do”. Yes indeed, we have a lot of STD!
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Old 02-05-2023, 10:00 AM
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Slow news day.
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Old 02-05-2023, 10:30 AM
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Investigative reporting from a drag queen. Yeah now thats interesting! Not.
Exactly what I was thinking... a real legitimate source of information. Some freak drag queen. Hey, look. loofahs...can only mean one thing.
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Old 02-05-2023, 10:33 AM
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That's a non molding nylon scrubby, not a loofa. How else can I find my car????
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Old 02-05-2023, 11:22 AM
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Jim: Totally off subject, my brother worked at (FLETC), up until a year ago. Perhaps you knew him...Adam Martin?
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Old 02-05-2023, 11:40 AM
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Has anyone ever actually met an admitted "swinger" here? If they are so pervasive, surely someone has met one in the flesh. If they actually exist, they must be hanging out with Bigfoot in his lair, or perhaps they were all abducted by aliens.
Admitted, not sure but the Villages do offer swing lessons.
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Old 02-05-2023, 11:42 AM
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More of the usual BS. Good friends of ours moved here (i.e., “den of iniquity and perverse pleasures”) from Maine years ago. Their relatives, friends and neighbors gave them a farewell party complete with gag gifts. It was more like a frisky bachelorette and bachelor party. Seems like the media won’t let it go.
First it was the color of a ladies shoes …….now luffas (???). Ridiculous!!!! There is no “there” here.
Oh yes, the color of shoes. Is it red or gold, at City Fire outside bar. Don’t forget to bring your cash.
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Old 02-05-2023, 12:06 PM
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Unless I hear it from the horse's mouth (A true swinger) it's a lot if crap. Sooo... if there is any truth to this and you are a person who uses the sponges for this purpose, please confirm!!!
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Old 02-05-2023, 12:11 PM
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I always tell people back home when someone says stuff like this, "That I'm insulted"! No one has ever asked my husband and I to swing with them.!! LOL And we're attractive people I think, well my friends say it about my husband all the time and tease me to watch out for the single ladies in the Villages! haha Also the pineapple is another!
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Old 02-05-2023, 01:15 PM
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I just returned from Walgreens. I bought a White Loofah because the color white is for beginners. I attached it to my golf cart and heading to Brownwood. The Viagra is in my pocket "just in case".
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Old 02-05-2023, 04:47 PM
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A typical stupid male response.
It would help if you quote to whom you're making your insulting remark...

I could make a similar comment about "typical stupid women", but that would be insulting and rude...
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Now, if you see someone wearing an upside down pineapple, on the other hand, that might mean something. And I do enjoy a good pineapple upside down cake. I had some on my birthday.
Damn! Now I'm hungry!
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Old 02-05-2023, 04:54 PM
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My girlfriend many years ago was approached in Katie Belle's to join a swinger party. Older lady, very conservatively dressed, not attractive per se. Anyway I was dancing when I saw a man and a woman talking to her (found out later they were husband and wife) asking if she would like to join a swingers party later that evening. They said there were a couple men upstairs at the bar that would accompany her. She said NO and walked away. Just like any other city and town in America this does exist. So be it. Not interested.
I wouldn't be interested either, but it would be nice to be asked...
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