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You guys are skeerin' me!

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Old 02-10-2012, 12:31 PM
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You're all looking at it wrong. Here's the bright side:

If you have a sinkhole then all you have to do is pour a reinforced concrete slab over it and you instantly have:

a bomb shelter from the Ocala Wars
a poop protector from hoards of the pooper devils
a tornado shelter
a multiple hurricane shelter
a lightning and thunderstorm shelter
place to hide your jewelry and gold
easy access to depleting water supply
no need to pay for excavation
safe (for neighbors) indoor target range
burial vault
hiding place from train whistles and public noise
quiet retreat
no ugly green boxes on the lawn
save money on sinkhole insurance

and probably a few things that haven't crossed my mind yet. Any more ideas?
Yah...concrete the sinkhole and fill it with water...then invite all your friends over for a pool party!
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:32 PM
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:37 PM
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Is that why the squares start clearing out around 8 p.m? We always thought maybe that was bedtime...now I think it must be when the aliens start to appear and the Villages residents know it so they head home only to leave us visitors in the crowd to become alien fodder!
By the way...and just in case......the next time we visit the Villages square(s) you'll be able to recognize me by my tin foil hat!
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Old 02-10-2012, 12:43 PM
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Is there a comedy club in TV? I have enjoyed all of your comments!
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Is there a comedy club in TV? I have enjoyed all of your comments!
Not anymore...I heard the aliens got 'em!...
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Not anymore...I heard the aliens got 'em!...
ALF is in TV?
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Old 02-10-2012, 05:59 PM
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...don't forget--we have gators here too. Be very, very afraid.
Do Martians have gators on Mars?

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I have to ask:

What have y'all been drinking????????????????????

Just about the craziest thread I've seen in years!

Still, I guess it's just a bunch of Villagers acting normal?

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Old 02-10-2012, 07:13 PM
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I have to ask:

What have y'all been drinking????????????????????

Just about the craziest thread I've seen in years!

Still, I guess it's just a bunch of Villagers acting normal?

SWR
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Old 02-10-2012, 08:42 PM
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Is there a comedy club in TV? I have enjoyed all of your comments!
Maybe Sky and I could start one! Who's on Third?
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Not to worry...as soon as Brownwood opens and that High Plains Drifter comes riding in or around all those roundabouts...he'll clean this town up!
All the digging and weight of the new constructions will shift the sinkholes and other problems down to that end.

So were all saved. Stuff runs down hill right?
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Old 02-10-2012, 10:06 PM
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You?
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Sink holes, jewelry thefts, the war with Ocala and the daily threat of bombings , no longer allowing golf carts to be driven in TV

I'm wondering if this is the place I really want to live??
They left out the part about the snakes...
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Old 02-11-2012, 12:11 AM
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They left out the part about the snakes...
I believe you pay a higher price for a home near a burrow of snakes!
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