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Old 02-20-2015, 10:40 AM
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I think I deserve this award.
I am leaving TV to arrive home on a day when the low is going to be -7*
The high on Sunday, that day is said to be 81*
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I had written the Darwin Awards back about 12 years ago (@ 2003) when I was having all kinds of problems with my 224 613 Project to get practical materials for survivors/victims of crimes into or accessible through libraries. I wanted to submit myself. They never replied. I was writing everyone and his mother back then while still living in Palm Harbor, FL. We moved though in 2005 to the Villages and I found TOTV in July of 2007.

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Was she an NRA member?
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Old 02-21-2015, 08:03 AM
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To receive a Darwin Award you either have to be dead, or injure yourself where there will be no more offspring. And you have to achieve that by doing something really stupid.

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She was a strong contender at "bra holster" ...... doubled down on using one that apparently positioned the barrel pointing up .... and won the award with killing herself and bringing a lifetime of sorrow to her family and friends.
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Old 02-21-2015, 08:22 AM
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I wonder what her bra size was------38special----357magnum?
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Old 02-21-2015, 08:25 AM
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I'll learn; however, my bride is only 54, the youngest one in the neighborhood; the neighbors let her know that right away. ��

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