[samhass]

Hey Fumar, Today I was at TV Regional Hospital and saw signs everywhere that said "No Fumar". Gee, why won't they let you in there?????

[Village Kid 2]

Actually, I don't think he is allowed in any public building, not even the elevators. Geez, I never saw so many signs banning someone. No Fumar, No Fumar, No Fumar. Hmmm, what could he have done to deserve such treatment?

[samhass]

I have no clue. :dontknow: I think he's funny as the dickens and should be allowed everywhere.

[The Great Fumar]

Holy Hillary:
You guys are right, I jumped into my golf cart and (at least I think it was mine) and headed to the TVRH to see for myself....Not only would they not let me in , I was escorted from the grounds....Something about me not liking little dogs and flowers and not recycling.....as I was shouting expletives from the sidewalk I noticed HANDI standing in a large window laughing , can you believe that .....I've never seen anyone laugh while undergoing a prostate exam...........WELL , I'll tell you , I'm not going anywhere near that place..........Unless maybe I want to sing at a wedding or something like that............
I think I'll e-mail Gloria Stienham tonight and get her advice..She'll know how to handle this.........
Shocked Fumar

[samhass]

Handi was having a WHAT in front of a large window????

[Muncle]

At least you weren't field stripped. Now that would have hurt. :yikes:

And that was not a window. It was a 2-way mirror and Handie was just watching his "procedure" in the mirror. :hot:

[chelsea24]

1rnfl OMG you guys are too funny. Yes, I saw those signs all over Europe too! What did you do Fumar??? And as for Handi, I bet that was the highlight of his day! lol

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Fumar, I did not realize you were a legend in your own time.

You said "...I want to sing at a wedding ...." You can be the lead singer at the faux wedding of Kathie's pop and Redwitch.

As the lead singer at the wedding, can you please be in charge of the Bachelor Party for Pops. Please remember he is quite young and spry for his age.

Appreciate you volunteering for this honor.

Hyacinth Bucket

[Muncle]

Originally Posted by the great fumar

I think I'll e-mail Gloria Stienham tonight and get her advice..She'll know how to handle this.........
Shocked Fumar

Hey, do you still have your copy of the Playboy Gloria was in?

[The Great Fumar]

hyacinth Bucket
Sure , why not , All I would need is one case of beer, and a pack of DEPENDS ..........But why would you want to do that to pops....poor guy..

always available fumar ;D

Maybe, we should all start carrying these bags?? :joke: http://www.tobaccofreecatalog.org/Pr...1&prodid=J735N

[The Great Fumar]

CORRECTION.....
My statement about seeing Handi in the hospital window was incorrect ...It was just someone that looked like Handi.........
IT WAS GEORGE CLOONEY...............

slipping fumar

[redwitch]

Fumar, I'd love to have you sing at my faux wedding with one proviso -- you tell us what you have done to be so totally ostracized in public places. I just can't believe fumaring in one elevator in Mexico could do this much damage. It must be killing your psyche.

[chelsea24]

Fumar, if that was George Clooney, honey, you should have sold tickets! ;D