Beware my friends.......
Older men scam:

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in
dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I
wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it..

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home
Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as
you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look) When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to
McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,
24th, & 29th. Also April 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th &
27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage
of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Please Note: Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even
cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of
their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just
running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to
be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and
around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

[Medtrans]

That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. You had me until the dates. I then read it to my husband who cracked up. You made our day with that one!

[buggyone]

Now, that is funny! Thanks.

[DonH57]

Thanks for the warning! LOL

[Gulfhills]

OMG.....we are laughing so hard. Thankfully I wasn't sipping coffee

[rp001]

Like someone else said, you owe me a keyboard

[mulligan]

Bosox....you're the best.

[scarecrow1]

No wonder I can't find any wallets for sale around the villages !!!!!

[graciegirl]

Bosox. WHO KNEW????????

[Villages PL]

If this were made into a movie, what would it be? A romantic comedy?

[Cisco Kid]

[tommy steam]

You are to funny, lol.

[villagetinker]

OK, way too funny, I needed this today, THANK YOU............

Oh which store was this occurring????

I'm glad you all enjoyed it as much as I did!!

[mixsonci]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

If this were made into a movie, what would it be? A romantic comedy?

Only if he married one of the girls