Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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This guy shouldn't have been hot doggin'
P.S. I stole these lines
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When driving on CHILI, icy roads don't put too much MUSTARD on the gas pedal! Your back end will Ketchup with the front end! Drive safely!
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Funny stuff.
![]() I worked with a guy, who told me a story of how he bought cannoli pastry and then had an accident. The gooey stuff was all over the car but he was allright. Reminds me of "take the cannoli and leave the gun". ![]() BTW - I don't miss the winters at all. ![]()
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I heard the guy driving it is compensating for having a small wiener.
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If the Wiener ever comes to TV I bet you will see it on a cart path.
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Cheez whiz I relish the thought!
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If the weiner mobile does travel on the golf cart paths here in the Villages, my golf cart and I will not be able to catch up!
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Well Dooogee! I hope they didn't need to call in a Hot-Digity-Dog truck to extract them nice folks from the snow!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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and you'll find your BUNS in the ditch!!
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"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion." - Abraham Lincoln east central Illinois, St. Louis, Baton Rouge, Houston, Atlanta, Birmingham, AL
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I never went to look, (no interest whatsoever), so I have to wonder if his weiner is small. ![]() Weiner's weiner. Is it small or does he like to advertise. ![]() Inquiring minds, want to know?
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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