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Old 11-26-2013, 11:27 AM
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Smile Questions you shouldn't ask at Thanksgiving dinner:
I heard a list of comical suggestions on the radio this morning and I thought you might like to contribute some suggestions of your own. Have fun.
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I heard a list of comical suggestions on the radio this morning and I thought you might like to contribute some suggestions of your own. Have fun.
Why didn't you cross your turkey with an octopus so you'd have had enough drum sticks!
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Did you wash your hands before preparation of dinner?

ewww.........tacky!!!
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Did you make this pie yourself?
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I can't eat eggs. Is there egg in this stuffing?
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Are you going to let us take home leftovers?
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Nice dinner, who was the cook?
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Can I have a turkey on Rye sandwich, with lettuce and tomato to go?
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Can I take the pie I brought, home, as it went untouched?

So much for paying, for your generous invitation.
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Are you pregnant or did you gain a little weight?
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WOW, such great food, where did you buy it?

How come aunt Mary wasn't invited?

Who is the world brought this pie?

Can I get served in the other room so I can watch the game?
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How's the new health care plan working out?
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Guest: Did you do the turkey all by yourself?

Host: Not completely. The turkey made her own dressing, stuffed her own butt, then climbed into the roasting pan on her own. I just assisted by putting the roasting pan in the oven and removed it when done cooking.
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Why did you buy that cheap wine?

After a few hours ask why didn't you buy more wine?
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