[rubicon]

God. Is that you rubicon? Yes. Sorry I was late in responding but this world I created is getting craz ee. Rubicon I haven't heard from you in quite a while and so my guess is that you want a favor. Oh no God just a question. OK shoot.

God why did you create critters because critters require a food chain and critters really can create havoc to people and plants and things. Oh I almost forgot rubicon you don't like critters, big, little, alive, dead. No God your right. That's a big mistake I made. Beg your pardon Lord. I should have never given mankind free will. I just should have said take it, say thank you and shut up.

Rubicon you do realize that if I didn't create critters you all be vegans? Yes Lord. Would that please you? Well I really like my Beef Wellington. There you go its a trade off. Yes but if we had no critters we could have more land to grow crops and......Rubicon its a trade off. I mean,even I can't figure out how to plant eggs. So no eggs no omelets would you like that? No.

Well is there anything else you can think of that might cause me to change my mind. Well it seems to me Lord that its a lot easier to get two carrots on an ark than two gorillas .

Lord, Lord, Lord...............................

[ureout]

i hope you're not thinking about getting behind a steering wheel anytime soon

[Fraugoofy]

Rubicon. Hope you are ok. Your post is not the usual...

[rubicon]

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

[kellyjam]

Originally Posted by rubicon

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.

[Topspinmo]

I have one sided conversation with GOD ever night. Even though he don't respond I know he's listen.

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by rubicon

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

Personally I thought it was pretty good. But how do you tell which carrot is the girl and which is the boy!

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by kellyjam

How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.

He's doing perfectly well, as always. He frequently asks about you though.

[Skip2MySue]

I thought the post was entertaining and very profound.
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[graciegirl]

I like to hear as much as possible from Rubicon and Dbussone. Sometimes God speaks to us through others.

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

I like to hear as much as possible from Rubicon and Dbussone. Sometimes God speaks to us through others.

Gracie - that is absolutely a profound statement. At my stage of life I think I have finally figured out that He is using others to tell me things, but I'm just not looking hard enough for Him.

[Skip2MySue]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

I like to hear as much as possible from Rubicon and Dbussone. Sometimes God speaks to us through others.

DARNED!!!!!!!! Where's that LIKE icon?
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[CathyandSteveG]

I know...I wish we had a like icon...

Rubicon....I got it...JS....and i thought it was funny....not that it matters one whip what i think...but there you go.

[dewilson58]

Originally Posted by rubicon

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

Definitely goes on the 51% side.

[gomoho]

Loved it and immediately saw the humor. Thank you