[Pturner]

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

[anarick]

penny wise pound foolish

[CaptJohn]

You think I just fell off the turnip truck?

[Pturner]

3 more:

• 'Tis better to give than to receive.
• You are what you eat.
• See you later, alligator. After while, crocodile.

[anarick]

youth is wasted on the young

one hand washes the other

do unto others as you would have others do unto you

[l2ridehd]

Ugly as a stump fence.

If I had a dog that looked like that, I would shave his as* and make him walk backwards.

He who laughs last laughs longest

Drunk as a skunk

Old as the hills

Dumber then Tom's dog

Dumber then a dog in a wood box

She is as hot as a stove top.

Cute as a bug

Six of one half a dozen of the other

Be as it may

Don't take any wooden nickles

[Pturner]

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.

[anarick]

his bark is worse than his bite

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by pturner

don't let the door hit you on your way out.

on your way out?????

[George Bieniaszek]

Originally Posted by Dr Winston O Boogie jr

Can someone explain, "A stitch in time saves nine" to me?

HA HA I couldn't explain 99% of the ones posted here. They are funny and bring back memories and a smile on my face!!

[anarick]

a friend in need is a friend indeed

a man's house is his castle

you're a jack of all trades and a master of none

[graciegirl]

He who laughs last, laughs longest.

[George Bieniaszek]

Originally Posted by Pturner

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

"Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!!"

[Patty55]

Originally Posted by Dr Winston O Boogie jr

Can someone explain, "A stitch in time saves nine" to me?

It means if you fix a small tear it won't bigger.

[anarick]

I have to be myself. Everyone else is taken.