[LatDoc]

You can do whatever you want when you have your kids...
Meaning for now, you will do what we tell you.

[2BNTV]

I hated this one: Children should be seen and not heard.

[tpop1]

Originally Posted by skyguy79

Holy Toledo!

(Remember Uncle Tonoose? What show was he on and what was the actor's name who played him!)

Hans Conried played Uncle Tonoose on the Danny Thomas Show - Make Room For Daddy!!!
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[BarryRX]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

Twice as far with a candy bar!

[BarryRX]

geez Louise!
23 skidoo
I see London, I see France, I can see your underpants!

[jblum315]

Originally Posted by BarryRX

geez Louise!
23 skidoo
I see London, I see France, I can see your underpants!

I taught my granddaughters that last one during Christmas. They think it's hilarious. I warned them not to say it in school.

[2BNTV]

Beans, beans.
Good for the heart.
The more you eat.
The more you fart.

[Villages PL]

23 skidoo

[2BNTV]

She is in a family way.

My father used this saying when a woman was pregnant with child.

[marianne237]

stop making faces or they'll freeze that way

[kittygilchrist]

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt on the ground.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt on the ground.

Reminds me of Mark Sanchez play, (Jets QB), when he ran into the butt of Brandon Moore and fumbled the football.

If you put the ball one the ground, you sit down - Bill Parcells

[2BNTV]

But it nice or buy it twice.