WFCOL

Used to go with a guy that said that. It means "Well For Cryin' Out Loud".

Early AM Radio Guy
 

"Ok, folks...it's J B I B F T M Time"
Translation: Jump Back In Bed For Three Minutes Time

Remember Valley Girl speak. Things like...

Gag me with a spoon.

Usually the ones about cheapness are hilarious, as they come from various, distant parts of the country.

What are your favorites like "He's so cheap that _____"?

I used to hear "He's so tight that he screws his socks on!"

Shootin me thru the grease.

Slang for your trying to B.S. me.

Just heard grandpa Walton ask grandma Walton "What in blue blazes are you doing?"


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You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!

How about the old put-down jokes:

"I'll put you down so low you'll have to reach up to tie your shoes"

or

"When they gave out brains you thought they said trains and missed yours".

Every little bit helps the old lady said as she peed in the sea.

Between two stools my ass hit the floor.

I'm so low that when I look-up, I can see the belly of a snake.

The Texas version: Lower than a snake belly in a wagon wheel rut

Tighter than the bark on a tree.

:wave:

Faster than a speeding bullet.

The New York version....

We don't do snakes, except at the zoo.