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don't cross your eyes they will stay that way.
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Can't see the forest for the trees
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Only the good die young
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the two times people say good things about someone is
when they retire and when they die |
Do you think I just feel out of a tree?
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say what you will or will what you say
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Don't make me stop this car.
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It's raining cats and dogs.
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How about this one: "bring home the bacon"
Betty |
" Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise"
" A penny for your thoughts...." " a stitch in time saves nine" " righty tighty, lefty loosey" "don't throw the baby out with the bath water" "if you don't want people to talk about it, don't do it" |
Oh yeah - and then there is this famous one "**** POOR"!
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Hans Conried (prounounced ConReed)
Eh! |
Go outside and play!
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If everyone else is jumps off the bridge, would you do it too?
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Birds of a feather flock together.
You are what your friends are. Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about. |
He's a couple of cards short of a full deck.
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Trivia
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Make room for daddy got it's name because Danny Thomas was on the road so much, his children slept with the wife. When he was coming home, his wife used to say to the children, "Make Room for Daddy". Hans Concried played that role to the hilt and was very funny. |
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My mother used to tell us . . .
Go outside and blow the stink off you!
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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Go fa** up a rain pipe!
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Ouch
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
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Another one for the dust heap
Men don't make passes at girl's who wear glasses.
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"Because I said so!"
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One bad apple doesn't spoil the whole bunch.
Oh no, these dang things are going to be popping into my head all night! :ohdear: |
Can someone explain, "A stitch in time saves nine" to me?
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Think before you speak.
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He's not playing with a full deck.
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you're a knucklehead
my dad use to say that to me when he was pi--ed off at me. |
don't tempt the devil
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"You got a license for that trailer your pulling around!" {A pickup line I was actually dumb enough to try when I was a teen}
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
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penny wise pound foolish
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You think I just fell off the turnip truck?
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youth is wasted on the young
one hand washes the other do unto others as you would have others do unto you |
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