Honk if you want to see my finger.

Bumper sticker read, "Honk if you love Jesus".

He honked and the religious bumper sticker guy flipped him the bird.

True story.

A nice quote is "It doesn't cost anything to be nice"

Thank you. :smiley:

Back to the salt mine.

what's cookin good lookin

I'll see around like a donut and so long just like a crueller.

I've given this a good deal of thought and think I'm going to ask for a little help on this one. :)

How about: "Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"

My dear old Kentucky Daddy.

Nervous as a ho in church?

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Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!

nervous as a porcupine in a balloon factory

How do you milk a porcupine? Very carefully.

Old sayings
 

Hi!
I'm a wannabe newbe,

Laura and Rob Petri came from New Rochelle, not too far from Danbury,Ct, but located in Westchester, NY.

Back on track-
My mother use to tell me " you're like six sheets in the wind."

:welcome: to TOTV. :smiley: Keep on posting.

Back on track:

You're as funny as a fart in a spacesuit.

I don't let people rent space in my head.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.