Ain't that a kick in the head.

All talk and no action.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Sin in haste, repent in leisure.

You're not worth a lick.

Your yellow.

Mellow yellow

Yellow submarine.

That a sandwich?

Brain fart!

What do you call a person that can't fart in public?

A private TUTOR.

Lets go to the submarine races.

Pull my finger

My Dad's favorite: Enough is enough, and too much is sufficient!

OK, this really got me thinking and remembering. I apologize if these have been written already. I've read all the posts but can't remember them all! :icon_wink:

Out with the old; in with the new.
A penny for your thoughts.
Snug as a bug in a rug.
What's that got to do with the price of tea in China??
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
She's got a little hitch in her git-along.
Crazy as a bed bug.
And you can take that to the bank!
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
Son of a gun! (Joey Bishop show)
Speak now and forever hold your peace.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Put a lid on it!
Where's the fire?
Phony as a two dollar bill.
Out on a limb
Who died and made you boss?

And now,
Good night; sleep tight; don't let the bed bugs bite!