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bluedog103 08-02-2012 07:16 PM

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

anarick 08-02-2012 07:19 PM

here's smoke in your eyes

I think that's it.

buzzy 08-02-2012 07:24 PM

You bet your bippy

anarick 08-02-2012 07:35 PM

sock it to me

anarick 08-02-2012 07:35 PM

here come the judge

Ripcord13 08-03-2012 10:57 PM

Who do you think you are? King Farouk

Pturner 08-04-2012 08:31 PM

Kiss my grits.

jblum315 08-05-2012 04:15 AM

Mary and them come to dinner t'other day

doowop58 08-05-2012 07:48 AM

Stick around and we'll open a keg of nails

doowop58 08-05-2012 07:50 AM

Stick around and we'll, open a keg of nails

2BNTV 08-05-2012 08:32 AM

Close enough counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

chuckinca 08-06-2012 11:40 AM

Indian Giver


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2BNTV 08-06-2012 12:50 PM

Over the top, down the gums, lookout stomach here it comes.

jblum315 08-06-2012 01:47 PM

Always loved that one!

chuckinca 08-06-2012 02:50 PM

You're a** is grass.

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2BNTV 08-06-2012 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chuckinca (Post 535136)
You're a** is grass.

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and I'm the lawnmower. :smiley:

anarick 08-06-2012 08:00 PM

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken

chuckinca 08-07-2012 04:32 PM

Whoa Nellie!


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Pturner 08-07-2012 06:44 PM

Liar, liar pants on fire.

anarick 08-07-2012 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pturner (Post 535883)
Liar, liar pants on fire.

Hanging on a telephone wire :a040:

chuckinca 08-08-2012 12:18 AM

Johnny come lately

Mark my words

Beatnik

Yuppie

2BNTV 08-08-2012 07:54 AM

Hanging by a thread.

2BNTV 08-08-2012 07:55 AM

He/She has more hang-ups than the telephone company.

the square 08-08-2012 10:46 AM

You can't unring a bell....

George Bieniaszek 08-08-2012 11:58 AM

The Masses Elect the A$$es!!!

uujudy 08-08-2012 12:15 PM

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

2BNTV 08-08-2012 12:52 PM

Mom used to say, "it don't cost nutin to be nice".

2BNTV 08-12-2012 08:49 AM

My get-up and go has got up and gone. :smiley:

2BNTV 08-14-2012 10:40 AM

Let's bury the hatchet.

2BNTV 08-19-2012 06:18 PM

That cracks me up.

Didiwinbob 08-19-2012 08:25 PM

Here's yer hat what's your hurry

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.


Chris

Didiwinbob 08-19-2012 08:33 PM

I have/had freckles, my great uncle would hold my chin and say "did a cow sneeze on your face". I got tired of hearing this by the time I turned 10.


Chris

Didiwinbob 08-19-2012 08:38 PM

I brought you into this world and if you keep it up I'll take you out

Good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite


Chris

Didiwinbob 08-19-2012 08:42 PM

You are the cat's meow


Chris

Didiwinbob 08-19-2012 08:49 PM

The light is on but no one's home (referring to someone that is ditsy)


Chris

2BNTV 08-20-2012 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didiwinbob (Post 543887)
Here's yer hat what's your hurry

Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

Chris

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split ya!!!

George Jefferson

Posh 08 08-28-2012 03:21 AM

Was the dance worth the candles?

2BNTV 08-29-2012 07:17 AM

I'll eat your hat.

anarick 08-29-2012 07:03 PM

shiver my timbers

anarick 08-29-2012 07:05 PM

no **** Sherlock


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