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Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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here's smoke in your eyes
I think that's it. |
You bet your bippy
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sock it to me
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here come the judge
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Who do you think you are? King Farouk
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Kiss my grits.
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Mary and them come to dinner t'other day
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Stick around and we'll open a keg of nails
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Stick around and we'll, open a keg of nails
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Close enough counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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Indian Giver
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Over the top, down the gums, lookout stomach here it comes.
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Always loved that one!
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You're a** is grass.
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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken
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Whoa Nellie!
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Liar, liar pants on fire.
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Johnny come lately
Mark my words Beatnik Yuppie |
Hanging by a thread.
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He/She has more hang-ups than the telephone company.
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You can't unring a bell....
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The Masses Elect the A$$es!!!
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If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
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Mom used to say, "it don't cost nutin to be nice".
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My get-up and go has got up and gone. :smiley:
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Let's bury the hatchet.
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That cracks me up.
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Here's yer hat what's your hurry
Don't let the door hit you on your way out. Chris |
I have/had freckles, my great uncle would hold my chin and say "did a cow sneeze on your face". I got tired of hearing this by the time I turned 10.
Chris |
I brought you into this world and if you keep it up I'll take you out
Good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite Chris |
You are the cat's meow
Chris |
The light is on but no one's home (referring to someone that is ditsy)
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Was the dance worth the candles?
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I'll eat your hat.
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shiver my timbers
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no **** Sherlock
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