[birdawg]

Originally Posted by rubicon

Your wife made you post that one....didn't she?

Yep

[George Bieniaszek]

"You're so lucky now!!! I used to walk to school 5 miles back and forth, in the rain, snow....."

[jimbo2012]

Like a bad penny you keep coming back.



Hold your horses



2 shakes of a lambs tale



3 sheets to the wind

[mrfixit]

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[skyguy79]

Originally Posted by ijusluvit

Farmer Grandma: "You'll eat a bushel of dirt before you die."

... or a peck of dirt!

Now, what was that one about going blind??? I've been a bit forgetful lately and I can't remember what it was!

[mrfixit]

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[mrfixit]

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[jblum315]

Children should be seen and not heard. You certainly never hear that anymore

[skyguy79]

Keep cracking your knuckles and you'll get arthritis! {It's false. It does no harm and the cracking sound is the release of gas.}

If you get hurt doing that, I'll kill ya! {I don't think mom ever realized that if she did, that I would never speak to her again.)

You wanna get your mouth washed out with soap? {Of course I wanted to get my mouth washed out with soap... especially brown soap. Didn't everbody?}

[ilovetv]

That's when the sh-- hit the fan!!

[rubicon]

don't cross your eyes they will stay that way.

[rubicon]

Can't see the forest for the trees

[rubicon]

Only the good die young

[rubicon]

the two times people say good things about someone is
when they retire and when they die

[rubicon]

Do you think I just feel out of a tree?