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Old 06-04-2011, 02:45 AM
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen..Police say they have nothing to go on. ( Ronnie Barker)
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Go to Heaven for the climate, hell for the company. ( Mark Twain)
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ( Steven Wright )
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I Catfish, but don't always catch fish. ( me )
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Too dumb to be dangerous..( me ...referring to myself )
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
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At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
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"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:28 PM
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Ive become a lite eater, when it's light out, I start eating. (me).
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My forgetter's getting better but my rememberer is broke... The Villages Florida
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"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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I took my pet parrot to the vet the other day because it would not talk any more. The vet said that it must be a case of the chirpies but he assured me that it was tweetable.
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Love that one, Maryland
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Old 06-10-2011, 09:24 AM
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Did you ever wonder if Alice Cramden's body was ever found during any of the moon landings? The Villages Florida
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:15 PM
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Is God so powerful that he can make a rock so big that he cannot pick it up himself?
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