[springfield]

There are no strangers, only friends we haven't met.


Ask for forgiveness rather than permission.


There are two types of concrete. The kind that cracks, and the kind that will crack.

[brostholder]

84.5% of all statistics are made up.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by K9-Lovers

"The trouble with quotes on the internet is you never know if they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

Good one.

[2BNTV]

People are about as happy as they make-up their minds to be. -A. Lincoln

[jblum8156]

Life is uncertain; eat dessert first!

[islandgal]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded". - Yogi Berra

What a hoot! I've heard that statement more than once with
emphasis on the "Nobody" and it is still usually crowded!!!

[2BNTV]

Even a dead clock is right twice a day.

[graciegirl]

It is better to be looked over than overlooked. (My mom)

Try to sneak around and do something good every day. (Father Jim)

No one wins a p***ing contest. (Sweetie)

No one can have everything they want. (Helene)

[2BNTV]

It don't cost nothing, to be nice. - (my mom).

[eremite06]

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

[2BNTV]

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.

[skyguy79]

Go on a wiskey diet. You're guaranteed to lose 3 days in the first week!

[Pturner]

"Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves." (Don't know who said it.)

"It doesn't matter if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there." (Don't know who said it.)

"Your fast becoming who you're going to be." (Mrs. Southern, my 6th grade teacher)

"The greater the need, the better the beer" (um... me)

[2BNTV]

Some people brighten a room when they enter and some people when they leave.

[2BNTV]

It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young.