[batman911]

"All that big talk don't mean doodlie squat" (Grandma)

Similar to "Show me the beef"


"Man with two watches never know what time it is" (Chinese Sage)

[another Linda]

Those with a clear conscience generally have a bad memory.
Garrison Keillor

[2BNTV]

If you don't know where your going, chances are your are already there.

[Maryland Girl]

Originally Posted by 2BNTV

This could be a wise saying, humorous comment or anything someone might want to share with others.

"Some people brighten up a room when they enter and some when they leave".

Yesterday is the ashes, tomorrow is the wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly.

American Indian proverb.

[duffysmom]

Situations don't make or break people, they reveal people.

[Pturner]

Yesterday's history.
Tomorrow's a mystery.
But today-- today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

[2 Oldcrabs]

It is not how much money you make, it is how much you keep !

[jblum8156]

You can have anything you want. You can't have everything you want.

[ssmith]

"It's easier to stay out than get out." -- Mark Twain


Sometimes, in various situations, I repeat this quote over and over to myself. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it"It's easier to stay out than get out." -- Mark Twain

Thanks for the laughs guys!!!!

[Maryland Girl]

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. (6 year-old granddaughter to her three year-old brother)

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by Maryland Girl

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. (6 year-old granddaughter to her three year-old brother)

Very cute.

[2BNTV]

Into each life a little rain must fall so why did I get stuck in a downpour.

Best Friends Mom.

[skyguy79]

If the cops arrest a mute, do they really need to tell him that he has the right to remain silent?

[taylor111947]

Words I have learned to live by - especially in the last couple of years:

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. (Mark Twain)

[OpusX1]

I never heard a man (or woman) on his death bed say I wish I spent more time at the office.
Readers Digest.