Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen..Police say they have nothing to go on. ( Ronnie Barker)
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#107
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Go to Heaven for the climate, hell for the company. ( Mark Twain)
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#108
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ( Steven Wright )
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#109
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I Catfish, but don't always catch fish. ( me )
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#110
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Too dumb to be dangerous..( me ...referring to myself )
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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Skyguy:1ro tfl:
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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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Ive become a lite eater, when it's light out, I start eating. (me).
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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I took my pet parrot to the vet the other day because it would not talk any more. The vet said that it must be a case of the chirpies but he assured me that it was tweetable.
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Love that one, Maryland
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Did you ever wonder if Alice Cramden's body was ever found during any of the moon landings?
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story. "SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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I've gone on a seafood diet. All the food I see, I eat.
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#120
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Really Big Rock
Is God so powerful that he can make a rock so big that he cannot pick it up himself?
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