[rshoffer]

We're here on a rainy Sunday putting our tree up.

I'm now convinced more than ever that one of the greatest lies ever perpetrated on mankind is, " WHEN ONE GOES OUT, THE REST STAY LIT" !!!

[MMC24]

Yup, it is right up there with "The Check Is In The Mail"

[ijusluvit]

and... "No Problem"

[nONIE]

Dont forget...... my wife doesnt understand me!

[The Great Fumar]

And don't forget...

honey, it will only take a minute !!!!!



time on my hands fumar

[Whalen]

You probably bought cheap bulbs!!!

[F16 1UB]

Originally Posted by rshoffer

We're here on a rainy Sunday putting our tree up.

I'm now convinced more than ever that one of the greatest lies ever perpetrated on mankind is, " WHEN ONE GOES OUT, THE REST STAY LIT" !!!

Man - I picked a helluva time to quit drinkin. Between the stock market, home sales, and now Christmas lights... Can't do anything about the first 2 items but I took care of the lights. Jan 08 I said, "Throw these lights away because I'll buy new ones next season when we get to TV." Hmmm - At this rate I may be buying an Easter bunny display.

[faithfulfrank]

I'm told that the newer LCD lights out there are much better and well worth it.

Frank D.

[roadwarrior]

Trust me!!!!!!!!

[bestmickey]

I've always liked "Baby, you're the BEST!"

[MelZ]

For the geeks:

"the software is compatible"

[SteveZ]

"...Some assembly required"

"...Batteries included" (they're just dead!)

"...Now just between you and me..."

and one of the best of them all:

"...and nobody will ever know..."

[gnu]

"I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
"Eat your spinach, it will make you strong"
"This won't hurt a bit"

[nONIE]

Rshoffer,

I guess you really started something here and all because your Christmas tree lights wont stay lit!

This has turned into a really funny thread and should be titled"The Greatest lies ever told!"

[RCT]

I promise to lower taxes, and keep jobs in the U.S.