Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know crap?"

Here's another good one . . .

dp

I knew you couldn't resist chel my dear.

Eddie! You casheweeee! How's that new grandbaby? Where have you been? We miss you.

Now don't you make my find sheep jokes eddie!

Originally Posted by chelsea24

Eddie! You casheweeee! How's that new grandbaby? Where have you been? We miss you.

Now don't you make my find sheep jokes eddie!

I do not see much resemblance in these two politicians unless Palin is going to be the one pulling McCain's strings through McCain's presidency if he gets elected. Think we got Dick Cheney as the real President for the past eight years.

How did this ever get in political?????????????????

Originally Posted by Taltarzac

I do not see much resemblance in these two politicians unless Palin is going to be the one pulling McCain's strings through McCain's presidency if he gets elected. Think we got Dick Cheney as the real President for the past eight years.

I agree Tal. But, I think Bush still likes to think he did.

Originally Posted by ejp52

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know crap?"

Bravely done Eddie.

The cartoons are even better when they simply state the obvious...
Courtesy of "State of the Union" on 9/27/2008.