Convention schedule - Satire or real?

 
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Old 07-26-2016, 10:04 AM
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Democrat Convention Schedule, Teusday, July 26, 2016
11:15 AM. Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM. Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM. Address on "Being the Real You." Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the
Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner.
4:30 PM. "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke."
Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM. How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM. Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction. National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM. Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.

6:30 PM. General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative
Shoppers" instead of Looters"

7:30 PM. Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft.

8:30 PM. The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting. General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" As "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM. "Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you! Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM. Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore


9:45 PM. Personal Finance Seminar – “Casinos and untaxed Cigarette emporiums on tribal lands.”
Moderated by Elizabeth (my cheekbones are high) Warren

11:00 PM. Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet
Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
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Old 07-26-2016, 11:36 AM
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Response will be a while coming. The libs have to go back and check their programs...
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Old 07-26-2016, 03:05 PM
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Looks like it will be a most excellent day for Day 2 !

Please publish what Day 3 will look like as well !!
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You forgot to list the session where Bill Clinton presents the different ways to use a woman (with consent) that do not qualify to be considered having sex!!!!

Session 2.....without consent....advanced and a little more difficult.
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Old 07-26-2016, 06:13 PM
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You forgot to list the session where Bill Clinton presents the different ways to use a woman (with consent) that do not qualify to be considered having sex!!!!

Session 2.....without consent....advanced and a little more difficult.
You're killing me. lol times a thousand
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Old 07-27-2016, 05:11 AM
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You forgot to list the session where Bill Clinton presents the different ways to use a woman (with consent) that do not qualify to be considered having sex!!!!

Session 2.....without consent....advanced and a little more difficult.
Why is sex ALWAYS...the man's fault"? Monica was FORCED? She was RAPED? I don't think so. I think she went down on him WILLINGLY. She sucked off a married man because she thought she'd "get something" for it. She did, she was exposed as being the slut/whore she really is. Using sex for her benefit. What women don't?
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Why is sex ALWAYS...the man's fault"? Monica was FORCED? She was RAPED? I don't think so. I think she went down on him WILLINGLY. She sucked off a married man because she thought she'd "get something" for it. She did, she was exposed as being the slut/whore she really is. Using sex for her benefit. What women don't?
And the Dems accuse Trump of being a misogynist....
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Old 07-27-2016, 06:00 AM
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The real schedule of events and speakers is the joke. I am embarrassed that the world gets to see us air our dirty laundry and corruption. PokaNOTus should have had a backyard fence instead of a podium.
 

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