Originally Posted by Carl in Tampa

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"When I was drinking I broke my standards faster than I could lower them." --- Robin Williams



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FYI, this thread was created to mock a fellow poster. I'm sure you didn't know that.

Originally Posted by Carl in Tampa

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"When I was drinking I broke my standards faster than I could lower them." --- Robin Williams

Originally Posted by Guest

Wiotte

FYI, this thread was created to mock a fellow poster. I'm sure you didn't know that.

I thought it was about jokes.

When I saw Robin Williams say this on a TV interview I burst out laughing.


Carl in Tampa

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Originally Posted by dirtbanker

Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads.

Hardly a mock. Just to trade laughs.

Funny, but painful

Safeshare.TV - Hitler finds out he can't keep his docto...

Originally Posted by Guest

Hardly a mock. Just to trade laughs.

Exactly, If you read the OP it is about sharing laughs.

"Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads. "

Thanks for contributing Carl.

Originally Posted by Guest

FYI, this thread was created to mock a fellow poster. I'm sure you didn't know that.

This is more harassment by dirtbanker and Allegiance against me and my law librarian thread which is about helping survivors/victims of crimes through my international 224 613 Project of 26 years.

You can see the jealousy oozing out of it often from dirtbanker's posts.

You know this kind of harassment and stalking is against the law in Florida. Especially when it is long term and intentional as well as done by many people. Allegiance and dirtbanker are the two worst offenders and breakers of the Criminal Law of Florida.

Why is this in the Political Forum and why not start a thread that is about jokes rather than entitling it like this--

Talk of The Villages > Talk of the Villages Forums > The Villages, Florida, Political talk
More intersesting than Wackadoodle's library thread

Neither of these people know me-- I mean Allegiance and dirtbanker-- nor any members of my family as far as I know. I find this stalking and cyberbullying deeply offensive and extremely juvenile.

Both of these people should be booted off of TOTV and permanently. Mainly for intentionally and for a long period breaking the law of the State of Florida about online harassment and stalking.

Decent people should not allow this kind of behavior and should complain about it immediately whenever Allegiance and dirtbanker post anything remotely questionable on the Regular Forum. Get them off of here.

Originally Posted by Guest

Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads.

The very start of this thread by its Title is an insult. And it is continued harassment by its Title.


The details of this first post in this thread--

04-29-2017, 08:46 AM
Remove user from ignore list dirtbanker

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

The very start of this thread by its Title is an insult. And it is continued harassment by its Title.


The details of this first post in this thread--

That was a funny joke. Good one Tal, buddy.

Originally Posted by Guest

That was a funny joke. Good one Tal, buddy.

Harassment continues by Allegiance. I have no idea who this person is. I would file a Criminal Complaint against this person if I had a name, address, phone number, etc. The County is really needed to file a Criminal Complaint.

I know this is giving this troll the attention he craves. He has gone a lot though from being a harmless troll to a long term intentional harasser and stalker.

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
...



The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, can you dance?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No son, I don't dance... never really wanted to"

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now!" and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.


Everybody standing around was laughing.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.


The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly

The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 12 gauge barrels.


The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said;


"Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir ... but ... I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for all of us here:

* Don't be arrogant.
* Don't waste ammunition.
* Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
* Always make sure you know who is in control.
* And finally, Don't screw around with old folks;
they didn't get old by being stupid.

I just love a story with a happy ending

Originally Posted by Guest

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
...



The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, can you dance?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No son, I don't dance... never really wanted to"

A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now!" and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.


Everybody standing around was laughing.

When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.


The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun and cocked both hammers.

The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly

The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 12 gauge barrels.


The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said;


"Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir ... but ... I've always wanted to."

There are a few lessons for all of us here:

* Don't be arrogant.
* Don't waste ammunition.
* Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
* Always make sure you know who is in control.
* And finally, Don't screw around with old folks;
they didn't get old by being stupid.

I just love a story with a happy ending

I will take note of this. Maybe you should go see the Clint Eastwood movie The Unforgiven. Or how about his later Blood Work? Cool movies both.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

I will take note of this. Maybe you should go see the Clint Eastwood movie The Unforgiven. Or how about his later Blood Work? Cool movies both.

Very glad you are enjoying a superior thread.

Originally Posted by Guest

Very glad you are enjoying a superior thread.

Harassment. Harassment. Harassment.

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Harassment. Harassment. Harassment.

Excellent work.

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