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Old 12-21-2017, 11:28 AM
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A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.



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I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby? Because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.


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Religious leaders have been confusing us lately. Religious leaders tell us if we do good things, you go to Heaven. And then some of them do bad things, and it makes me think maybe Hell's the cooler place and they're holding out on us.


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What do negro’s do after sex ?

15 years to life.


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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love ?


The swallow.


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How can you tell if a negro girl is pregnant ?


When she takes out her tampon the cotton is already picked off.


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How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.


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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.


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How are gay men like mice?

They both hate pussies.


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What do you call a cheap circumcision

A rip-off.


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. What did one of the prostitute’s knees say to the other?

How come we spend so little time together?


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What do you do with a year’s worth of used condoms?

Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear.


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22. How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.




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. What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

A tearjerker


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