A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price," said the older man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there."

"And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man...
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price...."
"See you later, Dad, Happy Father's day."

>
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> Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his
>
> deathbed and knows the end is near.
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> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him….
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> He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place
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> to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
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> “My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”
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> “My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier.”
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> “My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center.”
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> “Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bayside on Blackwater Sound.”
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> The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says;

> "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”
>
>

> The wife replies, “The ******* had a paper route.”

"Democrats announced today that they are changing their emblem from a
donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's
political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense
of security while screwing others."

Note the title of this thread. Not amusing in the least. Started on 04-29-2017, 08:46 AM. Almost five months of taunting of me. And who is complaining about trolling and baiting of other posters? MDLNB on another thread. What a hypocrite.

"Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

The following test was developed by a combination of top US and European
psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing your
personality with one simple question.

Which is your favorite Teletubbie:

A. Yellow - La La
B. Purple - Tinky Winky
C. Green - Dipsy
D. Red - Po

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A. You chose the Yellow Teletubbie: You are gay.
B. You chose the Purple Teletubbie: You are gay.
C. You chose the Green Teletubbie: You are gay.
D. You chose the Red Teletubbie: You are gay.

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank,
he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink
his cola, and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on.
The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was
digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the old.
The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on
down the road.
"I can't stand this," said the man, tossing the can into a trash
container and headed down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it,"
he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this
digging?" "Well, we work for the government," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're
not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on
his shovel and wiping his brow. Normally there's three of us - me,
Rodney, and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree, and Mike
here puts the dirt back.
Now just because Rodney's sick, that doesn't mean that Mike and me
can't work.

POLITICALLY CORRECT "SHE" TERMS

She does not:
GET PMS
She becomes:
HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not have:
A KILLER BODY
She is:
TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE

She is not:
A BAD COOK
She is:
MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not:
A BAD DRIVER
She is:
AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She is not a:
PERFECT 10
She is:
NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not:
EASY
She is:
HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not:
HATE SPORTS ON TV
She is:
ATHLETICALLY BIASED

She does not have:
SEXY LIPS
She is:
COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

She does not get:
DRUNK
She is:
ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED

You do not ask her:
TO DANCE
You request a:
PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE

She is not:
A GOSSIP
She is a:
VERBAL TERMINATOR

She does not:
WORK OUT TOO MUCH
She is an:
ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER

She does not have:
A GREAT BUTT
She is:
GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS

She is not:
HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She is:
MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She is not:
COLD OR FRIGID
She is:
THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE

She does not:
WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She is:
COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She does not have:
GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)
Her breasts are:
CENTRALLY LOCATED

She will never:
GAIN WEIGHT
She will become:
A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not:
A SCREAMER OR MOANER
She is:
VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She does not:
SHAVE HER LEGS
She experiences:
TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION

She does not have:
A HARD BODY
She is:
ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE

She does not:
SUN BATHE
She experiences:
SOLAR ENHANCEMENT

Her breast will never:
SAG
They will:
LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD

She does not:
SHOP TOO MUCH
She is:
OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS

She does not:
CUT YOU OFF
She becomes:
HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She does not have:
BIG HAIR
She is:
OVERLY AEROSOLED

She does not:
SNORE
She is:
NASALLY REPETITIVE

She does not:
GET DRUNK
She becomes:
VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

She does not have:
BIG HOOTERS
Her:
CUPS RUNNETH OVER

She is not:
TOO SKINNY
She is:
SKELETALLY PROMINENT

What, no new jokes in almost a week?

Hey, give me a break. You are starting to sound like a Liberal, wondering why his welfare check is late.

Still baiting and harassment from the gang of TRUMP trolls. I am no longer looking at any posts by this crowd of cyber bullies.

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"

The next day, the second guy steps accidentally on a duck, and long comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first guy.

The third guy has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps. He manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on...a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" She says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

trump trolls!!!!

Good one MDLNB!

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Thanks for the view wackadoodle!

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Now that is funny!

Cyber Harassment-Internet Defamation & Internet Trolls

Why does this jerk not post jokes where they belong? On the Regular Forum under the Just for Fun Thread where they can be moderated!!!

Cyber Harassment-Internet Defamation & Internet Trolls

Why does this jerk not post jokes where they belong? On the Regular Forum under the Just for Fun Thread where they can be moderated!!!

Then why do you keep looking at and posting on this thread???

Because once in a while someone not on my IGNORE LIST posts on it.

You get that it is the TITLE of this thread that offends me!!!

Crybaby!

Jamie Lee Curtis Slams the Question Did I Ask for It? in Sexual Harassment Op-Ed | E! News

This is about sexual harassment which, of course, is much worse than cyber harassment in the form of bullying but still I keep seeing the victim getting the blame. On here and in many other places.

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory.


Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer.

They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, "this should impress him!"


He showed his son a machine and said: "Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages."

The son, openly sneering, said: "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The furious father thought and said: "Yes son, we call it your mother."

It is the title of this thread that offends me.
 

The Florida Courts Cyberstalking Laws Checklist- Let us Help You STOP Harassment and Bullying! - Weidner Law

Cyberstalking and harassment.

Florida Law--

Statutes & Constitution
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Online Sunshine

What do you call a person who keeps doing the same stuff, over and over again expecting a different outcome?

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I am not blaming you. I just don't understand why you keep putting yourself in situations where you are only harming yourself. It's obvious the more you post about harassment, the more upset you become. This is not healthy behavior. There is one poster on this forum that used to upset me every time I would read his posts because he is always on the attack and has little more to say than to call others names and belittle them. Therefore, I put him on ignore because it was a waste of my time to read his posts and they would just upset me even when not directed at me. I rarely notice when he posts now because the way the ignore feature is set up you really have to scan carefully to see their name appear. I know my time on this forum has been much less stressful since I did that - and I don't peek! Just a thought.

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I do have about 12 people on my IGNORE LIST and am IGNORING most of them. I see what they have written sometimes when someone Quotes them. I rarely peek now especially for affald, dirtbanker, allegiance's posts and some of the people who act just like these CRIMINALLY HARASSING people.

It just bother me when more people do not tell THEM to stop with their CRIMINAL behavior rather than attacking me for using a Political Forum for Seniors and people who live in the Villages or want to live in the Villages.

You keep poking the bear at your own risk. Abby10 and I have simply pointed out more healthy ways to handle your perceived harassment and have offered you various methods in dealing with the undue stress.

Your solution fits the definition of insanity: keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

While no one wants to see anyone singled out or harassed, you feed right into it and are not making a valid attempt to correct your own behavior.

We all make choices...Here's my $2tip for today. Go back and get the fries...

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I would call him a Tal.

More intersesting than Wackadoodle's library thread
 

I’m really tired of the over used chiche’ for the definition of insanity. Who the hell started it !See below for the correct definition.

in·san·i·ty
inˈsanədē/Submit
noun
the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness.
"he suffered from bouts of insanity"
synonyms:mental illness, madness, dementia; More
extreme foolishness or irrationality.
plural noun: insanities
"it might be pure insanity to take this loan"
synonyms:folly, foolishness, madness, idiocy, stupidity, lunacy, silliness; informalcraziness
"it would be insanity to take this loan"


Here’s another


Definition of insanity

plural insanities
1 dated :a severely disordered state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder
2 law :unsoundness of mind or lack of the ability to understand that prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or that releases one from criminal or civil responsibility
3 a :extreme folly or unreasonableness the insanity of violence His comments were pure insanity.
b :something utterly foolish or unreasonable the insanities of modern life


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Your definitions seem to defy your post because what you have offered up are various degrees of insanity from "madness" to "foolish or unreasonable". I think the suggestion is more the latter when using the cliche you reference.

More intersesting than Wackadoodle's library thread
 

These aren’t my definitions. They belong to Merriam Webster and Google.
Although I agree if you keep hitting your head with a hammer if will not feel better, only worse. That may not be insanity, just stupidity.


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/more-intersesting-than-wackadoodles-library-thread-2396
 

This thread is now about mean spirited and cruel treatment by a group of Unchristian posters. I do not see anything remotely Christian in this long term-- six or more months in some cases-- behavior by affald, dirtbanker and allegiance among others on the Talk of the Villages Political Forum.

It is also against the law in Florida. It is called harassment. Have you people been watching the news of late? This is a different form of using words as weapons to belittle people from what you suppose is your position of power.

You are masked to many and fairly anonymous.

You should be held accountable for this CRIMINAL HARASSMENT.

It is no longer about jokes at my expense. This is pretty good evidence of group bullying though and it is in writing.

Mean spirited posts.

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Wtf?

Wow, look at the views per post on this thread...more interesting indeed.

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Much more interesting indeed.