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Allegiance 11-15-2017 09:10 AM

Over 7000 views

Taltarzac725 11-15-2017 09:14 AM

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Harassment. Use of wackadoodle and library thread. Very inappropriate jokes too as some high school and junior high school kids might be looking at this now or at some future date.

Making a note.:posting:

Allegiance 11-16-2017 07:31 AM

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Making a note.:posting:

May I see all your notes?

Taltarzac725 11-16-2017 07:34 AM

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Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads.

Start of this thread. What about the Title of this Thread and the obvious intention of using this???

Allegiance 11-22-2017 09:35 PM

7000 views big applause

Taltarzac725 11-22-2017 09:41 PM

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Start of this thread. What about the Title of this Thread and the obvious intention of using this???

Ibid.

Allegiance 11-22-2017 09:42 PM

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Ibid.

Back to the future. Lol

Taltarzac725 11-22-2017 09:49 PM

You can see the thought processes of this cyber bully on where and when he posts. Many of these are similar to throwing some online punches at me whenever this CREEP gets the chance.

Even when on my IGNORE LIST he still keeps swinging.

It is definitely a form of CRIMINAL HARASSMENT.

Allegiance 11-22-2017 10:45 PM

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You can see the thought processes of this cyber bully on where and when he posts. Many of these are similar to throwing some online punches at me whenever this CREEP gets the chance.

Even when on my IGNORE LIST he still keeps swinging.

It is definitely a form of CRIMINAL HARASSMENT.

I had a consultation with a lawyer, you Will be getting a cease and desist order prohibiting you from calling me a criminal.

What's your home address?

Never mind I will ask Gene Coppola

Taltarzac725 11-22-2017 11:10 PM

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You can see the thought processes of this cyber bully on where and when he posts. Many of these are similar to throwing some online punches at me whenever this CREEP gets the chance.

Even when on my IGNORE LIST he still keeps swinging.

It is definitely a form of CRIMINAL HARASSMENT.

Troll leap. And this harassment goes on and on and on....

Wiotte 11-22-2017 11:13 PM

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Troll leap. And this harassment goes on and on and on....



Just use your wit to defeat him. Easy peasy


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Taltarzac725 11-23-2017 09:52 AM

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Just use your wit to defeat him. Easy peasy


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Yes. It is.


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Allegiance 11-24-2017 11:25 AM

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Self portrait?

Taltarzac725 11-24-2017 12:18 PM

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Self portrait?

Recorded.

Wiotte 11-24-2017 12:21 PM

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Recorded.



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On cylinder ?



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Taltarzac725 11-24-2017 12:39 PM

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On cylinder ?



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No. Just on here. No big deal. I just like to make a record of stuff. So Allegiance cannot go back and modify.

Probably for no purpose as the police to have better things to do. There is a FL Statute against this kind of online harassment and it is in the CRIMINAL LAW section.

This will help the next person he targets.

dirtbanker 11-25-2017 08:02 AM

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No. Just on here and a few other places. It a big big deal to me. I just like to make a record of stuff to aggravate others. Even though it would be a waste of time, as anyone could say I went back and modified the post.

Probably for no purpose as the police have way better things to do than to be bothered with my whiney a$$ crap. There are all kinds of FL Statute against this kind of online harassment and it is in the CRIMINAL LAW section right along with spitting on a public sidewalk.

This will not help anyone but me, the masochist...but it's all about the wackadoodle in my mind.

Recording...

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Taltarzac725 11-25-2017 08:04 AM

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Recording...

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Ditto. Post by dirtbanker.

Taltarzac725 11-25-2017 08:06 AM

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Most of us have traded insults on this board. I would like to suggest we can trade some laughs too.

If you have a joke to share, please feel free to contribute. If you want to whine, or attack the other posters, please do it in one of the other threads.

He started this long harassing thread on 4/24/2017. And you can see the intent behind it. It was not to help but to hurt. As is shown by today's post by dirtbanker.

Allegiance 11-25-2017 08:24 AM

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He started this long harassing thread on 4/24/2017. And you can see the intent behind it. It was not to help but to hurt. As is shown by today's post by dirtbanker.

It has provided some very funny jokes. Thank you Mr. Dirtbanker.

I know you never operated a backhoe, but to anyone that does thank you.

Thanks to all the backhoe operators and other blue collar workers. Even if graciegirl does not, I respect You and your opinion.

dirtbanker 11-25-2017 08:35 AM

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He started this very interesting thread on 4/24/2017. And you can see the intent behind it as it has more views per post than my library thread.It was not to hurt but to help, I am just too cuckoo to see it, as shown by all my prior whiney posts. Oh and happy birthday to my morning feces!

Thanks wackadoodle!

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Taltarzac725 11-25-2017 08:43 AM

There are some good jokes on here. But the intent was to use this as a weapon to inflict pain on me as the Title of the thread and the recent posts by dirtbanker show.

Not that this is going to matter a bit to the MODERATOR.

Taltarzac725 11-25-2017 08:44 AM

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Thanks wackadoodle!

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Recorded post by dirtbanker.

dirtbanker 11-25-2017 08:48 AM

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Recorded post by dirtbanker.

Recorded post by a wackadoodle.

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Taltarzac725 11-25-2017 08:52 AM

What was the motive behind creating a thread with this Title in the Political Forum? You tell jokes in the REGULAR FORUM.

The motive is shown in dirtbanker's posts on here of late.

dirtbanker 11-25-2017 09:02 AM

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What a genius motive behind creating a thread with this title in the Political Forum! You can't tell NON politically correct jokes in the REGULAR FORUM.

The genius motive was shown in dirtbanker's original posts on here, I wish I was not such a loser...

Thanks for the kind words, and the views.


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Taltarzac725 11-25-2017 09:50 AM

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Thanks for the kind words, and the views.


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The man puts different words into my posts.

Taltarzac725 11-25-2017 09:52 AM

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The manager had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" the manager said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Ravens go on to win the Super Bowl. The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says." You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses and then tearfully says,

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Baltimore !!!!

Back to the jokes.

Allegiance 11-25-2017 03:09 PM

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Back to the jokes.

Good one buddy

dirtbanker 11-25-2017 06:41 PM

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The man puts different words into my posts.

Are you suggesting you would be more comfortable with men putting different stuff in your mouth?

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dirtbanker 11-25-2017 06:42 PM

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The man puts different words into my posts.

He RUBS the lotion on the SKIN!


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Allegiance 11-25-2017 07:44 PM

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He RUBS the lotion on the SKIN!


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The Silence of the Lambs It rubs the Lotion on its skin HD - YouTube

Allegiance 11-25-2017 07:45 PM

Kinda looks like wackadoodle and his beau

Allegiance 11-25-2017 08:28 PM

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Kinda looks like wackadoodle and his beau

Hmmm, I think wackadoodle loves the hose

Allegiance 11-26-2017 09:17 AM

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Hmmm, I think wackadoodle loves the hose

Ya think?

Taltarzac725 11-26-2017 09:32 AM

Seniors Vs Crime in The Villages

Hope they check out the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages. I would like to talk with them about the 224 613 Project.

Allegiance 11-26-2017 12:21 PM

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Seniors Vs Crime in The Villages

Hope they check out the Political Forum on Talk of the Villages. I would like to talk with them about the 224 613 Project.

Over 8000 views. Big applause

Allegiance 12-11-2017 06:38 PM

Who got jokes?

dirtbanker 12-11-2017 06:41 PM

I will put some up in the morning.

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dirtbanker 12-12-2017 08:48 AM

An elderly gentleman... .
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years..
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect... Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'


Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. '
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs....... . She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast ?'


A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'


Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'



One more. . .!

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'arthritis.'


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