Donny?

When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?

When he’s standing next you girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.


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What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?

Nothing! Every cvnt’s got one.


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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?

A head hunter.


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Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.


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What do women and noodles have in common?

Both wiggle when you eat them.




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What do you call an incestuous nephew?

An aunt-eater.


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What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.


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What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.


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What’s better than a cold Bud?

A warm bush.
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.



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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.


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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.


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I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts and coffee.

I worked very hard to get to where I am in life.*An unemployed university graduate.

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

Nothing like a tattoo on your neck to let everyone know how uninterested you are at being employed.

I think my job interview to be a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.

Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it might take all day.




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The other day I woke up in a panic thinking I was late for work. I grabbed my clothes and was on my way out the door, when I remembered it was a weekend. Relieved I took my suit off and put some comfortable clothes on. Then I remembered I'm unemployed.




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Living the life in my CYV !
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Beep beep

Use other threads to whine. Got jokes?

8000+ views.

Job near lynnhaven. Hooray


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Recording for material I will be giving to the police on report by long term CRIMINAL harassment by Allegiance and his group of "friends".

Recording for report to the Sumter County Sheriff's Office.

We can still makes jokes in just for fun

Even a thread on jokes started with a jab at me in its Title.

With good reason BUDDY.


Every joke that will ever be told by anyone in "just for fun " will be a jab at you buddy.


We all hate you. You destroyed the political forum.

BOY really hates you.

Recording this. I know you TRUMP trolls hate me. That is obvious from the bullying. What is hilarious is that TRUMP probably would like what I have been doing with this Project. It focuses on local communities and is anti-establishment.

No jokes?

His project IS THE JOKE.....LOL

Just wish they would kill the political forum already. The wackjob still brags about his post view count.

The 224 613 Project rocks. No joke. :wave:

Reading your replies to Abby's questions yesterday would indicate not even you are sure what your project is about.

First it's about you. Then it's not about you. Are you sure what it's about?

Have you started putting together a website yet so you don't have to keep mooching bandwith from TOTV?

Sure, that's what your folks tell people they meet...


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