What’s the real definition of a male chauvinist pig?

A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body—except his.


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What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!


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How is life like toilet paper?

You’re either on a roll or taking shlt from someone.


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What’s the best way to respond when a girls asks “what’s up”?

“If I tell you, will you sit on it?”


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I got a million of ‘em folks !



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Originally Posted by Wiotte

What do negro’s do after sex ?

15 years to life.


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Donny?

When is it okay to beat up a dwarf?

When he’s standing next you girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.


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What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone?

Nothing! Every cvnt’s got one.


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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?

A head hunter.


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Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.


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What do women and noodles have in common?

Both wiggle when you eat them.




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What do you call an incestuous nephew?

An aunt-eater.


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What do you call two men fighting over a slut?

Tug-of-whore.


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What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.


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What’s better than a cold Bud?

A warm bush.




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