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Old 01-31-2017, 08:48 AM
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I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to LGBTQ folks, now makes me a homophobic.

I was raised as a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary, science denier.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends an irreconcilable, “basket of deplorables”

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with. I'm now confused as to which restroom I should use.

Just kidding, I'm proud to stand up and pee. And trust me the rest of that BS I just recited means nothing, I'm still me.

Just making a point!
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Old 01-31-2017, 10:15 AM
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All of which, even though tongue in cheek, is exactly what made America not so great.....and a roll over weenie on the international stage.
Funny how all that crap lines up with the last 8 years.
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I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to LGBTQ folks, now makes me a homophobic.

I was raised as a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary, science denier.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends an irreconcilable, “basket of deplorables”

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with. I'm now confused as to which restroom I should use.

Just kidding, I'm proud to stand up and pee. And trust me the rest of that BS I just recited means nothing, I'm still me.

Just making a point!

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Old 01-31-2017, 11:55 AM
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LBud cuts and pastes. Thumbs up response. This is why PBR needs other sites.

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Old 01-31-2017, 12:21 PM
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[QUOTE=Guest]I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to LGBTQ folks, now makes me a homophobic.

I was raised as a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary, science denier.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends an irreconcilable, “basket of ********".

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last few weeks.

As if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with. I'm now confused as to which restroom I should use. I think there should be one for gays like me.

Just kidding, I'm proud to stand up and pee several times a night. And trust me the rest of that BS I just recited means nothing, I'm still a moron.

Just making a point![/

Well, at least Larbud knows what he is.
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Old 01-31-2017, 12:45 PM
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I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which according to LGBTQ folks, now makes me a homophobic.

I was raised as a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary, science denier.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Recently, a sick old woman called me and my friends an irreconcilable, “basket of ********".

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last few weeks.

As if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with. I'm now confused as to which restroom I should use. I think there should be one for gays like me.

Just kidding, I'm proud to stand up and pee several times a night. And trust me the rest of that BS I just recited means nothing, I'm still a moron.

Just making a point![/

Well, at least Larbud knows what he is.
If I may....WHY do people cut and paste old email items and then post them on here ? What is the point ?

You are correct...it simply identifies them for exactly what they are.
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Old 01-31-2017, 01:02 PM
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If I may....WHY do people cut and paste old email items and then post them on here ? What is the point ?

You are correct...it simply identifies them for exactly what they are.
They cut and paste old emails with the hope someone will think they are clever and can actually put thoughts together.

Well, we know that RubitheCon and Larbug are not clever people and both are barely capable of an original thought. Don Baldwin is at least original in his bigoted posts - and they show his stupidity.
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They cut and paste old emails with the hope someone will think they are clever and can actually put thoughts together.

Well, we know that RubitheCon and Larbug are not clever people and both are barely capable of an original thought. Don Baldwin is at least original in his bigoted posts - and they show his stupidity.
No I post these things so you Miserable mother ****ing lib****s will have a reason to live.....Sayin
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No I post these things so you Miserable mother ****ing lib****s will have a reason to live.....Sayin

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They cut and paste old emails with the hope someone will think they are clever and can actually put thoughts together.

Well, we know that RubitheCon and Larbug are not clever people and both are barely capable of an original thought. Don Baldwin is at least original in his bigoted posts - and they show his stupidity.
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They cut and paste old emails with the hope someone will think they are clever and can actually put thoughts together.

Well, we know that RubitheCon and Larbug are not clever people and both are barely capable of an original thought.
Don Baldwin is at least original in his bigoted posts - and they show his stupidity.

NAILED IT!
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"They cut and paste old emails with the hope someone will think they are clever and can actually put thoughts together.

Well, we know that RubitheCon and Larbug are not clever people and both are barely capable of an original thought. Don Baldwin is at least original in his bigoted posts - and they show his stupidity.

NAILED IT!"



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