[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by DougB

Soooooo, how much does one pay to get a willy washing?

Now that you're going to be a great-grandfather, _________________________.

Oh, never mind, I had to keep deleting my own rude comments.

[DougB]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

Now that you're going to be a great-grandfather, _________________________.

Oh, never mind, I had to keep deleting my own rude comments.

You know those are my favorite kind of comments!

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by DougB

You know those are my favorite kind of comments!

I'm aware of that, you're incorrigible. (And entertaining). You make TOTV a happier place.

[kittygilchrist]

You tickle me. both of you!
time I lightened up....

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

You tickle me. both of you!
time I lightened up....

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

Bwahaha!

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?" The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

Kitty, now you've started something .........

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

[Patty55]

This one always cracks me up...

[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by Patty55

This one always cracks me up...

LOL...aaahhaaaahaa. Patty..killing me.

[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

Kitty, now you've started something .........

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry man, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pincher?"

He says, "Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good."

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the Chihuahua figures "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

The guy at the door says, "Sorry pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Patty55

This one always cracks me up...

That's hilarious, I just spit coffee all over my iPad.

[DougB]

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[kittygilchrist]

Originally Posted by DougB

/// darn picture didn't work

pooh is for rent to help for free. you might try that.

[keithwand]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry man, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pincher?"

He says, "Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good."

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the Chihuahua figures "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

The guy at the door says, "Sorry pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

Too funny. Wonder if a Shih Tzu would work?

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Patty55

This one always cracks me up...

my all-time favorite...

[CFrance]

and another one...