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Old 08-05-2008, 02:27 AM
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Bare, hurry back. > We'll hide you.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:32 AM
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Bare,

If you can prove that you have been tortured by the Mcain/Obama political :edit:, mabe you could get refugee status!!! LOL
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:55 AM
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Bare,
If you can prove that you have been tortured by the Mcain/Obama political :edit:, mabe you could get refugee status!!! LOL
Nonie, Chels has offered to hide me under her bed. Maybe this time I'll just "forget" to leave the USA and take my chances.

Lots of people are content to be snowbirds. Wish I were one of them!

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Old 08-05-2008, 04:27 AM
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Bare have you ever considered hiring a double to do your Border Crossings for you?
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Bare, another reasonable solution is, just claim dementia, how believable is that living in an over 55 community. You simply forgot when to leave!! Ill go to bat for ya Bare!
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Old 08-05-2008, 04:35 PM
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YEAH! NONIE! What a great idea! We can all testify that Bare has dementia! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl What do ya think Bare? Can you remembered what we just asked you?
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Old 08-06-2008, 02:44 AM
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YEAH! NONIE! What a great idea! We can all testify that Bare has dementia! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl What do ya think Bare? Can you remembered what we just asked you?
I would definitely use dementia as an excuse to stay in TV, good suggestion Nonie! But Fireboy would drag me back across the border to his beloved cottage. I think I've had dementia for quite a while now! I can barely remember what year it is, nevermind what Chels just asked me. But at least I'm still smarter than Miss Alabama.

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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Oh, Bare , that is the solution to your problem......just stop at the border babble on about when you left when you arrived ,dates ,entries,exits etc, etc.... the authorities will wave you on , just to get rid of you. 1rnfl 1rnfl
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:26 PM
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This is an oldie but goodie:
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Wedding fairy

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! ... the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful buggers should remember that fairies are female.....

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1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl
I love those "Wild Words from Wild Women" calendars.....

"Keep in mind that no matter how cute and sexy a guy is, there's always some woman somewhere who's sick of him."
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I love those "Wild Words from Wild Women" calendars.....
"Keep in mind that no matter how cute and sexy a guy is, there's always some woman somewhere who's sick of him."
Isn't that the truth! One woman's rose was previously another woman's thistle. Perhaps we should all talk to previous partners before we hook up with someone. Hmmm. That would work, because I've bribed my ex-husbands to speak well of me! :redface:
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Isn't that the truth! One woman's rose was previously another woman's thistle. Perhaps we should all talk to previous partners before we hook up with someone. Hmmm. That would work, because I've bribed my ex-husbands to speak well of me! :redface:

"exhusbands?"

who's counting?

nope not me.... hmmmm

maybe a few...
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"exhusbands? who's counting? nope not me.... hmmmm [size=10pt][size=10pt]maybe a few[/size][/size]...
Oh Barb, I've been around the block a couple of times. But Fireboy is definitely a keeper!
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Oh Barb, I've been around the block a couple of times. But Fireboy is definitely a keeper!
Bare.....just teasing you, luv, I too have been around that block a few times, as well!! That's why I stayed single for about thirty years.

Yup .... Bill is definitely a keeper who is my Mr Wonderful.....b
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I've noticed that there seems to be a common theme in a lot of TOTV threads. It appears that we all feel very fortunate to have "discovered" The Villages! And amazed at how lucky we are to be so happy now that our "golden years" have arrived. 040
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