[The Great Fumar]

Dear Golfers,

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.

The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email. xap0051@msn.com Perfect Xmas gift. Don't wait until they're all gone !


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.

Chapter 5 - When to Give the marshal the Finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.

Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.

Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.

Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th..

Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.

Chapter 18 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 - You Can Purchase a Better Golf Game

Chapter 21 - Why Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip , but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.

Thanking you in advance for your order.

fumar

[gregntam]

Very informative, this should help my game!

[downeaster]

It would be worth $9.95 to me if chapter one would solve my main problem. By the time I get to my fourth putt my ball is so far from the hole I have difficulty seeing it never mind lining up properly.

[hedoman]

Maybe the sequel could include

• don't bet a guy with an eraser on his pencil
  don't pick up a lost ball until it stops rolling
  how to apologize for hitting into Bubba's group
  how to run faster than Bubba
  how to use the foot wedge when the oher guys are visiting with the cart girl

[jebartle]

Love Chapter 12.....giggle....

[RVRoadie]

The chapter titles look great. Try posting one of your chapters, or an excerpt, to generate more interest.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Originally Posted by RVRoadie

The chapter titles look great. Try posting one of your chapters, or an excerpt, to generate more interest.

It's your turn, fumar!!!

Bill