[skyguy79]

Happy Birthday Doug

[Skip2MySue]

Happy Birthday to the Dougster.....Keep those posts coming
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[DougB]

Thank you everyone for the birthday greetings. Best April Fool's joke God ever played on my mother! Had a good day today and happy to be back in the good ol' US of A.

Turning 61 means:

Your favorite classic rock is now elevator music.

You wonder why the TV remote isn’t working, then realize it’s a cordless phone.

At the gym, you mostly do squats because of how they help you in the bathroom.

When classic movies come on, your comments are: “She’s dead. He’s dead. They’re all
dead.”

Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.

The quantity of gold in your mouth would make a decent retirement plan.

You can never totally, completely trust a fart.

Not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.

Your parties never even wake up the dog, let alone the neighbors.

Sucking in your gut can blow the hair right off the top of your head.

When you relax on a park bench, boy scouts offer to help you cross your legs.

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by DougB

Thank you everyone for the birthday greetings. Best April Fool's joke God ever played on my mother! Had a good day today and happy to be back in the good ol' US of A.

Turning 61 means:

Your favorite classic rock is now elevator music.

You wonder why the TV remote isn’t working, then realize it’s a cordless phone.

At the gym, you mostly do squats because of how they help you in the bathroom.

When classic movies come on, your comments are: “She’s dead. He’s dead. They’re all
dead.”

Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.

The quantity of gold in your mouth would make a decent retirement plan.

You can never totally, completely trust a fart.

Not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.

Your parties never even wake up the dog, let alone the neighbors.

Sucking in your gut can blow the hair right off the top of your head.

When you relax on a park bench, boy scouts offer to help you cross your legs.

Yep. That's pretty much why we love you.

[bkcunningham1]

Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

Happy birthday!

[DougB]

Originally Posted by bkcunningham1

Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

Happy birthday!

Thanks, bk! Every day alive is a gift. That's why it's called the "present"

[Villages PL]

Happy Birthday, Doug! How old are you, really; no April-fooling around.

[DougB]

Originally Posted by Villages PL

Happy Birthday, Doug! How old are you, really; no April-fooling around.

No fooling, 61. One year to go until retirement. Counting the days!

[kittygilchrist]

Happy belated, Doug. CU at the Sat. night dance!
Kitty

[DougB]

Thanks, Kitty! Cya

[Villages PL]

Originally Posted by DougB

No fooling, 61. One year to go until retirement. Counting the days!

Thanks, that's great! You're just a kid.