Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Market Definitions
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Market Difinitions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CEO– Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer BULL MARKET– A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius BEAR MARKET– a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING– The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO– The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER – What my financial planner has made me. STANDARD & POOR– Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST– Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT– When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. MARKET CORRECTION– The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS– What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR– Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT – an archaic word no longer in use. __________________ BAY SHORE L.I. NY
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Hey thanks bsliny, Now you have it in the right forum. So sad. But oh so true. What can we do but laugh sometimes. Boomer |
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