[bsliny]

9 Months
Later...

Jack decided
to go skiing with his buddy,
Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving
for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.

They
pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady
who answered the door if they
could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible
weather out there and I have this huge house
all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she
explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you
stay in my
house.'


'Don't worry,'
Jack said.
'We'll
be happy to sleep in
the
barn,
and if the weather
breaks, we'll be
gone at first light.'
The
lady agreed, and the two men
found their way to the barn and
settled in for the
night.

Come morning,
the weather had cleared, and
they got on their way. They enjoyed
a great weekend of skiing.

But
about nine months later,
Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It
took him a few minutes to
figure it out, but
he finally determined that it was
from the attorney of that attractive
widow he had
met on the ski weekend.

He
dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob,
do you remember that good-looking
widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up
north
about 9 months ago?'
'Yes,
I do.' said Bob

'Did
you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a
visit?'

'Well, um, yes !, Bob said, a little
embarrassed about being found out, I
have to admit that I did.
'And did you happen to give her my
name instead
of telling her your name?'


Bob's
face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm
sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.'
'Why do you ask?'






'She
just died and left
me everything.'





And you
thought the ending would be different,
didn't you?....
you know you smiled...now keep that
smile
for the rest of
the day!

[KathieI]

Had to read it twice, was so sure the punch line was gonna be different.... Thanks, good laugh!

Kath