[ejp52]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying up yours!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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[chelsea24]

Wow Eddie, these are exactly right! I'm impressed. LOL ;D

[ejp52]

Originally Posted by chelsea24

Wow Eddie, these are exactly right! I'm impressed. LOL ;D

Hey chels I pay attention. :joke: ;D

[jerseygirl008]

Right on the money Eddie. You must have read the Mars/Venus book at some point, LOL.

[nONIE]

EJP,

Are ya sure you werent a woman in a past life??? ;D

[ejp52]

Originally Posted by Nonie

EJP,

Are ya sure you werent a woman in a past life??? ;D

(1) Fine: NONIE! ;D
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

[nONIE]

Whatever Eddie! evil6

You know a woman has to have the last word!

[nONIE]

Awwwwww Eddie, now I feel bad, say something PLEASE! :

[Barefoot]

Wow Eddie, I have used every one of those words, didn't realize I was so predictable.
I particularly like "Whatever" .. it is useful in almost every situation when speaking with Fireboy.

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Cute.

HB

[ejp52]

Originally Posted by Nonie

Whatever Eddie! evil6

You know a woman has to have the last word!

Don't worry about it, I got it: :joke:
Sorry I didn't post sooner the warden wanted me to run errand.

[redwitch]

Okay, Eddie. Post again.

Go ahead.

This one is all over the web. I Googled "9 words women use" and got 8,130,000 hits. I wonder if us men are going to get any smarter with this information though? :joke:

[redwitch]

Tal, simple answer, NOPE!

[bsliny]

And a man should always reply YES DEAR
It drives them crazy But then again its a short drive
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