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Old 01-11-2023, 10:40 AM
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STwo guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Sainsbury’s they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra."
"What does your wife look like?" asks the young man.
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

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Old 01-11-2023, 10:57 AM
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Some readers will wonder who Sainsbury's are!
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Old 01-11-2023, 11:00 AM
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Some readers will wonder who Sainsbury's are!
We need to know so we can go and help look
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Old 01-11-2023, 11:15 AM
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J Sainsbury plc, trading as Sainsbury's, is the second largest chain of supermarkets in the United Kingdom, with a 14.6% share of UK supermarket sales in September 2022.



Maybe they will build in The Villages…..before Costco.
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