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ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE! WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON ?

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.

This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! We now have a seat available on flight number..."
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:05 PM
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:15 PM
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i love it 2!
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Have you sent this suggestion to Homeland Security yet?
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Old 11-05-2010, 06:34 PM
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Too funny.
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GRACIE!!!!!!
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OMG Gracie, that's hysterical and so logical!!! A muffled and we'd know it's safe to board the plane.
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