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A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second
golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that
he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, that it
appears we're about evenly matched, how about playing for five euros a
hole?" The first fellow said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed
to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.


As they were walking off number eighteen, and while counting his 80.00
euros, the second guy confessed that he was the pro at a Galway course
and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the
local parish priest.

The pro got all flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The priest said, "Ye won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with
you. You keep your winnings."


The pro said, "Tis there anything I can do to make it up to you Father?"

The priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll
marry them."