[Muncle]

Even I found this humorous, and I'm a moderate, slightly conservative Independent:

The attractive young waitress asks Dick Cheney what he would like, and he
replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude!
You're starting to act like President Clinton," and then she storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers......................................

"It's pronounced 'quiche'."