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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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04-21-2008, 02:44 AM
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Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist.' The proctologist fainted 
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04-21-2008, 02:56 AM
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Re: Cardiologist's Funeral
Fabulous!! LMAO!! 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl Great nighttime giggle. Thanks, Donna! and Welcome back! Girlfriend!! :-*
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04-21-2008, 04:13 AM
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Re: Cardiologist's Funeral
Could this be called an 'occupational hazard'? Hmmm.... Any MDs out there? '-)
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04-22-2008, 01:50 PM
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Re: Cardiologist's Funeral
1rnfl 1rnfl
Oh Donna, I couldn't get to sleep last night ,so I came back to the computer thinking I'd read some posts and maybe go back to bed......Then I found this joke.I hope no one heard me laughing out loud to the point I was crying. Problem is , it didn't do much for getting me sleepy!!!!!!
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04-22-2008, 09:40 PM
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Re: Cardiologist's Funeral
I forward about 4 jokes a year to friends via email. This one made my list! LOVED IT!!!!
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