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Old 11-19-2013, 11:49 AM
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.
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How funny is that!

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Funny stuff!

A lady asked her husband what she should do if she silently farted in church.

He said, "put batteries in your hearing aids".
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.
Just hoping none of your farts had a lump in them.
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Old 11-19-2013, 10:34 PM
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.
Thanks, I needed that.

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