[Ralphy]

Don't tell me how to handle my children.
I'm living with one of yours & she needs a lot of improvement.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Ralphy

Don't tell me how to handle my children.
I'm living with one of yours & she needs a lot of improvement.

Just do not let your wife see this!!!

[2BNTV]

If your sees this, you should be walking ok, in a couple of weeks.

[village dreamer]

so ....hows the dog house working out for you ????..........if your lucky........

[Jima64]

If it were only that simple. At least we always get the last word....."yes dear".

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Jima64

If it were only that simple. At least we always get the last word....."yes dear".

I even seem to do the equivalent with potential girlfriends. Except it kind of turns off the women that go for bad boys.

[Two Bills]

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

A few quotes from Les Dawson.