Chuckle of the Day Redux - Quiz Game

Donna · 08-10-2007, 02:09 PM

JohnZ...Love your pic!! That was my favorite movie...LOL :#1:

JohnZ · 08-11-2007, 09:15 AM

No. 7.

Each day I'll post a quote from a famous comedian, past and present. Y'all guess who said it. I'll post the answer the following day. Rules: no cheating...no internet searches etc. Here we go:

"I went to play golf to try to shoot my age. I ended up shooting my weight instead."

tony · 08-11-2007, 09:37 AM

Jackie Gleason?

JohnZ · 08-11-2007, 09:50 AM

Nope... good guess. Clue: This most admired and loved comedian always carried a golf club with him.

JohnZ · 08-11-2007, 10:06 AM

Not Rodney....although I love Caddy Shack. I thought the golf club would be a dead giveaway.

JohnZ · 08-11-2007, 10:30 AM

Nope....not Chevy.

LG · 08-11-2007, 10:35 AM

Bob Hope

JohnZ · 08-11-2007, 11:29 AM

Right you are.... Will post another one tomorrow. No hints next time.

Shook hands with Bob once.....he came to visit the Vietnam POWs being treated at Wright-Patterson AFB Medical Center where I was stationed for a while. We cleared out the mess hall, wheeled the guys in there and he told jokes and chatted for a couple of hours. A real mensch of a guy.

golfnut · 08-13-2007, 06:58 AM

We're waiting.

JohnZ · 08-13-2007, 08:44 AM

I forgot to post yesterday so here's two quotes.

No. 8 "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." Clue: Stand-up comedian, writer, director.

No. 9 "What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy." Stand-up comedian, famous for political satire.

villages07 · 08-13-2007, 08:50 AM

8 - Jerry Seinfeld

9 - Bill Maher

JohnZ · 08-13-2007, 10:13 AM

Nope. Not Jerry or Bill.

JohnZ · 08-14-2007, 08:31 AM

No. 8 "It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more." Clue: Stand-up comedian, writer, director.

No. 9 "What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy." Stand-up comedian, famous for political satire.

No.8 is from Wood Allen

No.9 is from Dennis Miller

tony · 08-19-2007, 08:49 PM

Next?

JohnZ · 08-23-2007, 11:50 AM

Two famous comedian quotes....guess who.

No. 10 - "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."

No. 11. - "Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them."

Chuckle of the Day Redux - Quiz Game

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